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The sausage roll: A British staple.
Flaky and sausage-y.
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But we thought, what if it didn’t come with the sausage? Introducing…
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THE
SAUSAGE ROLL
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You add your sausage
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Finally…
Food you can
FUCK
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Bring along your own spicy meat and complete this penetrable pastry yourself.
Cast in our classic, highly durable penetrable silicone, the sausage roll is soft and pliable – and discreet! Far from the explicit butts n’ pussies you normally see, this thing will sit on your shelf looking like a decoration until you come to use it.
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Rotocast with a toasted outside and a lighter pastry colour on the inside, for ultimate realism. It looks like it’s just popped right out of the oven.
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And when you do come to use it – those spacious, textured insides await! Ready to coax you into the soft, layered depths of this silicone treat.
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The food fucker aficionados among you are probably asking: does it feel like plunging into pastry? Probably not! But we thought, hey, may as well make it feel good.
Looking a realistic experience? Submerge in warm water before use!
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THIS IS A REAL TOY WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY!
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Like any baked goods, no two rolls are alike and you will see some a little more burnt than others or some surface imperfections. It’s made of our regular high-quality extra-soft silicone and is actually made to be fucked, have fun! #text-509355985 { font-size: 1.2rem; text-align: center; } @media (min-width:550px) { #text-509355985 { font-size: 1.3rem; } }
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Finally…
Food you can FUCK #text-233815893 { line-height: 1.1; }
The sausage roll: a British staple. Flaky and sausage-y.
But we thought, what if it didn’t come with the sausage?
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INTRODUCING
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THE
SAUSAGE ROLL
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You add your sausage
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Bring along your own spicy meat and complete this penetrable pastry yourself.
Cast in our classic, highly durable penetrable silicone, the sausage roll is soft and pliable – and discreet! Far from the explicit butts n’ pussies you normally see, this thing will sit on your shelf looking like a decoration until you come to use it.
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Rotocast with a toasted outside and a lighter pastry colour on the inside, for ultimate realism. It looks like it’s just popped right out of the oven.
Looking a realistic experience? Submerge in warm water before use!
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And when you do come to use it – those spacious, textured insides await! Ready to coax you into the soft, layered depths of this silicone treat.
The food fucker aficionados among you are probably asking: does it feel like plunging into pastry? Probably not! But we thought, hey, may as well make it feel good.
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THIS IS A REAL TOY WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY!
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Like any baked goods, no two rolls are alike and you will see some a little more burnt than others or some surface imperfections. It’s made of our regular high-quality extra-soft silicone and is actually made to be fucked, have fun! #text-3086062906 { font-size: 1.3rem; text-align: center; }
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