Description

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The sausage roll: A British staple.

Flaky and sausage-y.

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But we thought, what if it didn’t come with the sausage? Introducing…

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THE

SAUSAGE ROLL

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You add your sausage

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Finally…

Food you can

FUCK

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Bring along your own spicy meat and complete this penetrable pastry yourself.

Cast in our classic, highly durable penetrable silicone, the sausage roll is soft and pliable – and discreet! Far from the explicit butts n’ pussies you normally see, this thing will sit on your shelf looking like a decoration until you come to use it.

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Rotocast with a toasted outside and a lighter pastry colour on the inside, for ultimate realism. It looks like it’s just popped right out of the oven.

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And when you do come to use it – those spacious, textured insides await! Ready to coax you into the soft, layered depths of this silicone treat.

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The food fucker aficionados among you are probably asking: does it feel like plunging into pastry? Probably not! But we thought, hey, may as well make it feel good.

Looking a realistic experience? Submerge in warm water before use!

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THIS IS A REAL TOY WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY!

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Like any baked goods, no two rolls are alike and you will see some a little more burnt than others or some surface imperfections. It’s made of our regular high-quality extra-soft silicone and is actually made to be fucked, have fun! #text-3239942294 { font-size: 1.2rem; text-align: center; } @media (min-width:550px) { #text-3239942294 { font-size: 1.3rem; } }

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Finally…

Food you can FUCK #text-2263436202 { line-height: 1.1; }

The sausage roll: a British staple. Flaky and sausage-y.

But we thought, what if it didn’t come with the sausage?

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INTRODUCING

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THE

SAUSAGE ROLL

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You add your sausage

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Bring along your own spicy meat and complete this penetrable pastry yourself.

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Rotocast with a toasted outside and a lighter pastry colour on the inside, for ultimate realism. It looks like it’s just popped right out of the oven.

Looking a realistic experience? Submerge in warm water before use!

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And when you do come to use it – those spacious, textured insides await! Ready to coax you into the soft, layered depths of this silicone treat.

The food fucker aficionados among you are probably asking: does it feel like plunging into pastry? Probably not! But we thought, hey, may as well make it feel good.

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THIS IS A REAL TOY WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY!

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